I beat Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos #truestory

I beat Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos #truestory

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  1. weheartnutellagirly reblogged this from p-h-e-n-o-m-e-n-i-a-l-l-e-r
  2. nuage-aime-gateau reblogged this from spider-8itchstrikesagain and added:
    i ate the trojan man because hoes keep stealing my tacos
  3. spider-8itchstrikesagain reblogged this from kittypugface and added:
    I stabbed a dog because I love marijuana
  4. tiffuhhne reblogged this from tiffuuhhnee
  5. eleanorslaysyou reblogged this from anonbillweasley and added:
    I shot my lover because I’m gay.
  6. willowskylar reblogged this from kittypugface
  7. pmasih reblogged this from buffin-stuff
  8. stayyforeverwithme reblogged this from andimfallingforyou and added:
    i smoked with my lover because i have amazing boobs 😂😂
  9. rendezvouswithm3 reblogged this from awesomephilia and added:
    I stabbed a glass of milk because I’m sexy like that (: November + 08 + black
  10. little-homies reblogged this from beyondhighh
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  15. the-insane-otaku reblogged this from ukegermany and added:
    I slept with your mom because I’m a pimp
  16. preziosilla reblogged this from sabry-b and added:
    I shot my boy friend because I love to snort cocaine
  17. lovesickjustyce reblogged this from ohwowmissa
  18. shredforman reblogged this from beyondhighh and added:
    i cuddled with the kool-aid man because i love marijuana
  19. lovearelyy reblogged this from boo-bitch
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  21. boo-bitch reblogged this from crazylikeherhair
  22. fabulouslikebobo reblogged this from awesomephilia
  23. youhaventaclue reblogged this from astnfrgsn and added:
    I cuddled a homeless guy because i like marijuana…
  24. adayinthelifeofpat reblogged this from the-butt-prince-ike and added:
    I needed a bum because I have AMAZING boobs.
  25. vintagerosegirl reblogged this from point-in-case and added:
    I stabbed my lover because I love marijuana. HAHAHAHHAAA!!
  26. sofucknfunny reblogged this from awesomephilia and added:
    I smoked with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
  27. lauraturriago reblogged this from castiyo-yo and added:
    I cuddled with my love because I’m good in bed 😏
  28. castiyo-yo reblogged this from bowserbanana and added:
    I ran shirtless with a mop because I’m ssexy like that
  29. cragwetton reblogged this from spaceguru and added:
    I shanked a mop because hoes kept stealing my tacos.Can’t get fairer than that.
  30. nakednelly reblogged this from bowserbanana
  31. bowserbanana reblogged this from buttstooawesome and added:
    I shot my bestfriend because I’m sexy like that