I beat Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos #truestory
i ate the trojan man because hoes keep stealing my tacos
I stabbed a dog because I love marijuana
I shot my lover because I’m gay.
i smoked with my lover because i have amazing boobs 😂😂
I stabbed a glass of milk because I’m sexy like that (: November + 08 + black
I slept with your mom because I’m a pimp
I shot my boy friend because I love to snort cocaine
i cuddled with the kool-aid man because i love marijuana
I cuddled a homeless guy because i like marijuana…
I needed a bum because I have AMAZING boobs.
I stabbed my lover because I love marijuana. HAHAHAHHAAA!!
I smoked with a bag of weed because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
I cuddled with my love because I’m good in bed 😏
I ran shirtless with a mop because I’m ssexy like that
I shanked a mop because hoes kept stealing my tacos.Can’t get fairer than that.
I shot my bestfriend because I’m sexy like that