Anonymous asked: you miss going to shows like 'rock am ring' in germany? since when were you ever going to metal festivals overseas..

oh gawd.  i obviously meant going to large shows with crowds like the gif.  but you’re a loser so you’re attempting to belittle my comment, but all it does is scream that you’re a sad sad person with nothing going on in my life except for the boner you get from leaving anonymous comments to people.  go some place else kiddo.

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Anonymous asked: is your name Switch because you used to be a faggot but now you're straight?

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Anonymous asked: What would leather socks feel like?

your mums upper lip.

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Anonymous asked: aww I find it so cute how you spend your free time posting up all these pics and shit, to make you feel better about your worthless life. does it make you feel good feeling all horny jacking off to all them naked bitches eh? jus remember your due back in the cotton fields in about 1 hour, you good for nothing sand NIGGER ahhahaha

Hmmm Lets see…You’re leaving me rude anonymous messages and my life is worthless?  And my what is due back where?  You also used the wrong racial slur.  You probably didn’t understand either of those, but it’s ok.  You’re a loser going nowhere in life while I’m fulfilling my dreams every day.  :]

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Anonymous asked: How many ass-kissing posts are you going to publish? You can answer those privately, you know. I like your non-reply-to-question posts but your responses to both haters and dick riders is wack as fuck. Why do care what anyone thinks about you? Just do your thing. (you dont have to post this either)

Actually, I don’t even post that many.  I only post when I’m in the mood.  I get way more complements that I do answer privately.  The fact that it bothers you enough to have to leave me this is hilarious.  Reevaluate your life, fuck boi.

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Anonymous asked: If i don't have obvious relationship problems and don't want to shit talk you does the "ask" button still work?

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Anonymous asked: Hey just to let you know that Picture is NOT Roger Ebert. Better get your game tighter Bra.

this guy.

Anonymous asked: So i'm assuming you have an asian fetish?

No, you’re just stupid. 

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Anonymous asked: (In an honest mood today) I would totally bang an underage 16 or 17 year old chick if I could get away with it.

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Anonymous asked: what if those two Ohio football players didn't actually rape that girl but in fact just took a picture of her passed out with no draws on or whatever and sent it around? I think people always have to keep in mind that just because a Judge deems somebody guilty, it doesn't necessarily mean that that person or those people are truly guilty of what they have been charged with. My dad is a Judge and he's wrong all the time. You never know...

You’re stupid.  I’m not going to debate this.

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Anonymous asked: You have a blog of a 16 year old and you reply with a Flipper gif? Holy fuck, grow up already? ;)

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Anonymous asked: You have the blog of a 16 yr old.

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Anonymous asked: Why don't you reblog black girls? You despise your own race!!?

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veaseyconway asked: Okay, I bet you'll struggle to answer this one honestly: How many hours, per day, do you spend Tumblring? Yeah I know you do the queue thing blah blah blah, but you spend madddd time on the internets.

Unfortunately, I don’t sit and count how long I’m on the Internet.  Do people do that?  Why would I struggle to answer this honestly?  From the tone of your question are you suggesting I should be embarrassed on the amount of time I’m on the Internet?  Also, why do you care how long I’m on the Internet?  Like, how is you knowing that bit of information going to change your life in any way?  Try harder, kid.

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